A phone call

James bond brought out his latest communicator model no 1000i and tried to make an "important" phone call to one of his girlfriends. Alas ! The call did go through but the phone was picked up by some one else. He did not hear anything from the otherend and thus he started the conversation.

"Hi, I am bond, James bond."

"What a coincidence ! I am bond too." The voice came from the other side.

Bond took a step back. It was not expected at all.

"Wow ! That's great to know. But probably you are aware that I am the most popular one on this earth"

"Who said so ? "

Bond got angry. So he tried to satisfy his ego.

"Everybody on this earth know me.I work for the government of England but I am truly global by nature of my profession as I need to carry out mission from Holland to Honolulu."

"May be thats true.But, don't even compare yourself with me. Your government has no other option than me. I save goverments and I make people richer. Thus everybody on this earth loves me"

James Bond tried his best for the last time to establish his superiority.

"Do you know I am the most dangerous living being on this earth ?"

"Yes I do. But may be your are unaware that I am the most secured one on this earth."

At this stage,James bond got curious about the stranger. So, he could not resist himself from asking the stranger about his(/her/its) identity.

The stranger said in typical bond style" I am bond, Gov bond. I do retire like you but I never get injured or killed. I have a maturity date but who cares. "

Marriage or Adoption ?

Who do we mean by M &A ? Is it Merger and Acquisition or Marriage & Adoption ? I am little confused. Hope somebody will clear my doubt.

Apart from raising this kind of ridiculous question or writing humerous blogs , I also study Merger & Acquisition other than several finance electives.

Finance Guru vs Astrologer

This is something I am writing on the pretext of next few session of Finance:

Once a Finance Guru met a well known Astrologer to know his future. After they met and discussed, it appeared to them, that both of them could enjoy benefit of each other's profession in the same way. As the Finance Guru was in search of his fate in future as finance guru, the astrologer was also in search of his future finance estimate, roughly speaking "future cashflows of his business".After revelation of this fact, the astrologer was in great dilemma, as he was thinking about the threat posed by the finance guru to his bread and butter. Because, broadly speaking, both of them were in "prediction of future" business. One was doing with frameworks and the other one was doing without any framework. One was predicting future cash flows other one was predicting the fate of others to earn that cash flow. So friends, here is my first question of my whole blog life. Which one is better profession and why ?